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501
00:28:42,960 --> 00:28:48,600
There aren't 39 flavours
of ice cream in the whole world.

502
00:28:48,680 --> 00:28:52,480
Pepper's given first names
were Pippin Galadriel Moonchild.

503
00:28:52,560 --> 00:28:55,280
She had been given them
in a naming ceremony

504
00:28:55,360 --> 00:28:58,080
in a muddy valley field
that contained several sheep

505
00:28:58,160 --> 00:29:00,880
and a number of leaky
polythene tents.

506
00:29:00,960 --> 00:29:03,720
Six months later,
sick of the rain, the men,

507
00:29:03,800 --> 00:29:07,680
the sheep who ate first
their marijuana crop
and then their tents,

508
00:29:07,760 --> 00:29:09,600
Pepper's mother returned
to Tadfield

509
00:29:09,680 --> 00:29:12,400
and enrolled
in a Sociology course.

510
00:29:14,000 --> 00:29:16,040
There could be,
if you mixed them up.

511
00:29:16,120 --> 00:29:18,880
You know, strawberry
and chocolate.

512
00:29:18,960 --> 00:29:21,080
Every gang needs a Brian.

513
00:29:21,160 --> 00:29:25,680
Always grimy, always
supportive of anything
Adam invents or needs.

514
00:29:25,760 --> 00:29:27,000
Vanilla and chocolate.

515
00:29:27,080 --> 00:29:28,720
Chocolate and vanilla.

516
00:29:28,800 --> 00:29:32,040
Strawberry and vanilla
and chocolate.

517
00:29:32,120 --> 00:29:34,400
Anyway, nobody's going
to take Dog away from me.

518
00:29:34,480 --> 00:29:37,040
We're together to the end.
Aren't we, boy?

519
00:29:40,560 --> 00:29:42,880
Eye of newt
and tongue of dog,

520
00:29:42,960 --> 00:29:45,840
north by northwest.

521
00:29:45,920 --> 00:29:47,240
There.

522
00:29:49,000 --> 00:29:50,280
And it's southwest.

523
00:29:56,680 --> 00:29:59,080
You must be here somewhere.

524
00:29:59,160 --> 00:30:01,880
There's a witch
moved in to Jasmine Cottage.

525
00:30:01,960 --> 00:30:04,400
- That's stupid.
- -It's not stupid, stupid.

526
00:30:04,480 --> 00:30:08,040
Mrs Henderson told my mother
that the lady there gets
a witches' newspaper.

527
00:30:08,120 --> 00:30:11,880
Excuse me. My father says
there's no such thing
as witches.

528
00:30:11,960 --> 00:30:14,360
It makes sense that witches
would have their own newspaper.

529
00:30:14,440 --> 00:30:15,920
My dad gets
the Angler's Times,

530
00:30:16,000 --> 00:30:17,560
and I bet there's loads more
witches than anglers.

531
00:30:17,640 --> 00:30:20,640
Shut up. I'm trying
to tell you things.

532
00:30:20,720 --> 00:30:23,600
It's called
the Psychic News.

533
00:30:23,680 --> 00:30:25,360
She's a witch.

534
00:30:25,440 --> 00:30:28,800
Actually, there are
no more witches,
because we invented science

535
00:30:28,880 --> 00:30:31,560
and all the vicars set fire to
the witches for their own good.

536
00:30:31,640 --> 00:30:33,680
It was called
the Spanish Inquisition.

537
00:30:33,760 --> 00:30:36,000
I don't reckon it's allowed,
going round setting fire
to people.

538
00:30:36,080 --> 00:30:38,400
Otherwise people'd be
doing it all the time.

539
00:30:38,480 --> 00:30:41,360
It's alright if you're a vicar
and it stops the witches
from going to hell.

540
00:30:41,440 --> 00:30:43,960
So I expect they'd be quite
grateful if they understood
it properly.

541
00:30:44,040 --> 00:30:46,480
We could be the new
Spanish Inquisition.

542
00:30:46,560 --> 00:30:49,240
Actually, we can't
be the Spanish Inquisition,

543
00:30:49,320 --> 00:30:51,240
because we're not
actually Spanish.

544
00:30:51,320 --> 00:30:54,080
I've been to Barcelona.
I can teach you Spanish.

545
00:30:54,160 --> 00:30:56,160
They say "olé" a lot.

546
00:30:56,240 --> 00:30:59,040
We should practice
before we start burning witches.

547
00:30:59,120 --> 00:31:01,800
We should start small
and work our way up.

548
00:31:01,880 --> 00:31:04,200
Leave it to me.

549
00:31:04,280 --> 00:31:09,000
This is the Tadfield area.
Does it look familiar yet?

550
00:31:09,080 --> 00:31:12,480
You know, it does. I think
there's an air base around
here somewhere.

551
00:31:12,560 --> 00:31:14,760
Air base?

552
00:31:14,840 --> 00:31:17,280
Well, you don't think
American diplomats' wives

553
00:31:17,360 --> 00:31:19,600
usually give birth
in little religious hospitals

554
00:31:19,680 --> 00:31:21,960
in the middle of nowhere,
do you?

555
00:31:22,040 --> 00:31:23,880
No, it all had to seem
to happen naturally,

556
00:31:23,960 --> 00:31:26,160
so there's an air base
at Lower Tadfield.

557
00:31:26,240 --> 00:31:29,680
Things started to happen,
base hospital isn't ready.

558
00:31:29,760 --> 00:31:32,120
"Oh", our man there said.

559
00:31:32,200 --> 00:31:35,040
"There's a birthing hospital
just down the road."

560
00:31:35,120 --> 00:31:37,000
And there we were.

561
00:31:37,080 --> 00:31:39,160
Rather good organisation.

562
00:31:39,240 --> 00:31:40,680
Flawless.

563
00:31:40,760 --> 00:31:42,400
It should have worked.

564
00:31:42,480 --> 00:31:48,200
Ah, but evil always contains the
seeds of its own destruction.

565
00:31:48,280 --> 00:31:52,040
No matter how well-planned,
how foolproof an evil plan,

566
00:31:52,120 --> 00:31:56,240
no matter how apparently
successful it may seem
upon the way,

567
00:31:56,320 --> 00:32:02,200
in the end it will founder
on the rocks of iniquity
and vanish.

568
00:32:04,160 --> 00:32:06,800
For my money it was just
an ordinary cock-up.

569
00:32:18,520 --> 00:32:20,800
-Hey, guys.
-Hi.

570
00:32:20,880 --> 00:32:22,040
Nice hat.

571
00:32:22,120 --> 00:32:24,000
Actually, we made it
out of cardboard.

572
00:32:24,080 --> 00:32:25,240
It's for our game.

573
00:32:25,320 --> 00:32:27,680
Stylish.
What are you guys playing?

574
00:32:27,760 --> 00:32:31,000
The British Inquisition.
- Come on, Wensleydale.

575
00:32:31,080 --> 00:32:34,240
Sounds like fun.
How does the game work?

576
00:32:34,320 --> 00:32:36,520
I am chief inquisitor.
Brian is head torturer.

577
00:32:36,600 --> 00:32:38,000
And we're trying
to find a witch.

578
00:32:38,080 --> 00:32:41,760
Oh. Sounds very sensible.

579
00:32:41,840 --> 00:32:44,080
- How do you do that?
- Watch.

580
00:32:44,160 --> 00:32:45,840
Art thou a witch?

581
00:32:45,920 --> 00:32:47,560
Olé?

582
00:32:48,840 --> 00:32:51,120
Yes?

583
00:32:51,200 --> 00:32:53,760
You can't say yes.
You've got to say no.

584
00:32:53,840 --> 00:32:55,040
Then what?

585
00:32:55,120 --> 00:32:56,360
Then we torture you
until you say yes.

586
00:32:56,440 --> 00:32:57,960
Wait, you're going
to torture him?

587
00:32:58,040 --> 00:32:59,240
We built a torturing machine.

588
00:33:05,320 --> 00:33:07,080
It looks like a swing.

589
00:33:07,160 --> 00:33:10,560
But, obviously,
in this situation,
I actually am a witch.

590
00:33:10,640 --> 00:33:14,000
I have a big pointy hat,
and we have a cat at home, and--

591
00:33:14,080 --> 00:33:15,760
and I borrowed
Mum's broom.

592
00:33:15,840 --> 00:33:17,880
Look, no one's saying
you can't be a witch,

593
00:33:17,960 --> 00:33:19,960
but you just have to say
you're not a witch.

594
00:33:20,040 --> 00:33:22,160
There's no point
taking all this trouble

595
00:33:22,240 --> 00:33:25,240
if you're going
to go round saying yes
the minute we ask you.

596
00:33:25,320 --> 00:33:27,320
- Just say no.
- But--

597
00:33:27,400 --> 00:33:30,160
Art thou a witch,
oh, evil crone?

598
00:33:30,240 --> 00:33:33,600
Excuse me, Adam,
why must I do all the work?

599
00:33:33,680 --> 00:33:37,080
I'm being tortured here.
Actually, this is very painful.

600
00:33:37,160 --> 00:33:39,480
I am thinking of admitting
to being a witch.

601
00:33:39,560 --> 00:33:41,480
I'm going to go home
if I can't have a go.

602
00:33:41,560 --> 00:33:43,720
Don't see why evil witches
should have all the fun.

603
00:33:43,800 --> 00:33:46,280
You have to keep pushing.

604
00:33:46,360 --> 00:33:48,200
- Hey, kid.
- Yeah?

605
00:33:48,280 --> 00:33:50,040
-Can I ask you something?
-Yeah.

606
00:33:50,120 --> 00:33:53,320
Are there any great beasts
or strange things happening?

607
00:33:53,400 --> 00:33:55,840
Well, there's Dog.
I mean, he's a beast.

608
00:33:55,920 --> 00:33:56,920
Come on, Dog, say hello.

609
00:33:58,640 --> 00:34:00,080
Not what I was
looking for.

610
00:34:00,160 --> 00:34:02,280
Hold on.
I have to tell them what to do.

611
00:34:02,360 --> 00:34:05,840
All right, evil witch
Wensleydale, don't do it again.

612
00:34:05,920 --> 00:34:08,960
And now you get off
the torturing swing and let
someone else have a turn.

613
00:34:09,040 --> 00:34:10,400
Right, well,
you kids are hilarious,

614
00:34:10,480 --> 00:34:12,960
but I'm going to keep looking,
so, bye.

615
00:34:25,840 --> 00:34:28,920
Um, are you sure
this is the right place?

616
00:34:29,000 --> 00:34:31,360
This-- This doesn't
look like a hospital.

617
00:34:31,440 --> 00:34:32,800
And...

618
00:34:36,920 --> 00:34:38,640
...it feels loved.

619
00:34:40,400 --> 00:34:42,680
No, it's definitely
the place.

620
00:34:42,800 --> 00:34:43,960
What do you mean "loved"?

621
00:34:44,040 --> 00:34:45,320
Well, I mean the opposite
of when you say,

622
00:34:45,400 --> 00:34:48,160
"I don't like this place.
It feels spooky".

623
00:34:48,280 --> 00:34:50,920
I don't ever say that.
I like spooky.

624
00:34:51,000 --> 00:34:53,320
Big spooky fan, me.
Let's go talk to some nuns.

625
00:34:54,960 --> 00:34:57,120
Ah! Oh!

626
00:34:59,520 --> 00:35:02,120
Blue?

627
00:35:02,160 --> 00:35:05,480
- Oh, it's paint.
- Hey!

628
00:35:05,560 --> 00:35:06,680
You've both been hit!

629
00:35:08,600 --> 00:35:10,880
I don't know what you think
you're playing at right--

630
00:35:10,960 --> 00:35:12,840
Aah!

631
00:35:15,040 --> 00:35:17,120
-Well, that was fun.
-Well, yes, fun for you.

632
00:35:17,160 --> 00:35:19,560
Look at the state
of this coat.

633
00:35:19,640 --> 00:35:23,440
I've kept this
in tip-top condition
for over 180 years now.

634
00:35:23,520 --> 00:35:25,560
I'll never get this stain out.

635
00:35:25,640 --> 00:35:28,560
-You could miracle it away.
-Hmm...

636
00:35:28,640 --> 00:35:30,040
Yes, but...

637
00:35:30,120 --> 00:35:33,560
well, I would always know
the stain was there.

638
00:35:35,040 --> 00:35:37,080
Underneath, I mean.

639
00:35:42,600 --> 00:35:46,120
Oh, thank you.

640
00:35:48,360 --> 00:35:49,400
Impressive hardware.

641
00:35:52,480 --> 00:35:54,160
I've looked at this gun.

642
00:35:54,200 --> 00:35:56,360
It's not a proper one
at all.

643
00:35:56,440 --> 00:35:58,640
It just shoots
paintballs.

644
00:35:58,680 --> 00:36:01,160
Don't your lot
disapprove of guns?

645
00:36:01,200 --> 00:36:03,360
Unless they're in
the right hands.

646
00:36:03,440 --> 00:36:06,600
Then they give weight
to a moral argument.

647
00:36:06,640 --> 00:36:08,200
I think.

648
00:36:08,320 --> 00:36:11,160
A moral argument?
Really?

649
00:36:12,280 --> 00:36:13,440
Come on.

650
00:36:15,360 --> 00:36:16,760
This is definitely
the place.

651
00:36:16,840 --> 00:36:18,880
Management training
no longer meant

652
00:36:18,960 --> 00:36:21,800
watching half a dozen
unreliable PowerPoint
presentations.

653
00:36:21,880 --> 00:36:24,200
Firms these days
expected more than that.

654
00:36:24,320 --> 00:36:27,120
They wanted to establish
leadership potential,

655
00:36:27,160 --> 00:36:29,440
group cooperation
and initiative,

656
00:36:29,520 --> 00:36:31,480
which allowed their employees
to fire paintballs

657
00:36:31,560 --> 00:36:34,320
at any colleagues
who irritated them.

658
00:36:34,400 --> 00:36:36,600
Wonder where
the nuns went.

659
00:36:36,640 --> 00:36:39,280
The brochure for Tadfield Manor
Crowley is inspecting

660
00:36:39,360 --> 00:36:42,320
fails to contain any sentences
along the lines of,

661
00:36:42,400 --> 00:36:44,960
"Until 11 years ago, the manor
was used as a hospital

662
00:36:45,040 --> 00:36:49,120
by an order of Satanic nuns
who weren't actually
very good at it".

663
00:36:52,800 --> 00:36:56,120
Oh, Millie from Accounts
caught me on the elbow.

664
00:36:56,160 --> 00:36:58,520
-Who's winning?
-You're all going to lose.

665
00:37:01,360 --> 00:37:04,480
What-- What the hell
did you just do?

666
00:37:04,560 --> 00:37:06,600
Well, they wanted real guns,

667
00:37:06,640 --> 00:37:08,400
so I gave them
what they wanted.

668
00:37:13,080 --> 00:37:15,280
I always said you couldn't trust
those people from Purchasing.

669
00:37:15,360 --> 00:37:16,680
The bastards.

670
00:37:23,560 --> 00:37:26,440
There are people out there
shooting at each other.

671
00:37:26,520 --> 00:37:30,280
Well, it lends weight
to their moral argument.

672
00:37:31,360 --> 00:37:32,480
Everyone has free will,

673
00:37:32,560 --> 00:37:34,000
including the right
to murder.

674
00:37:34,080 --> 00:37:36,320
Just think of it as a microcosm
of the universe.

675
00:37:37,640 --> 00:37:39,640
I wanted to be
a graphics designer,

676
00:37:39,680 --> 00:37:41,680
design LPs
for the Rolling Stones,

677
00:37:41,800 --> 00:37:43,600
but the careers teacher
said he hadn't heard of them.

678
00:37:43,640 --> 00:37:49,280
- So I spent 36 years
double-checking form BF-18.

679
00:37:49,360 --> 00:37:52,480
They couldn't just say,
"Oh, Norman, we're giving
you early retirement.

680
00:37:52,560 --> 00:37:56,160
Have a watch, bugger off
and tend your marigolds".

681
00:37:56,200 --> 00:37:58,160
Well, if they want war...

682
00:37:58,280 --> 00:38:00,080
we're going to give them war.

683
00:38:00,160 --> 00:38:03,640
Okay, guys,
let's get the bastards.

684
00:38:11,680 --> 00:38:13,680
They're murdering
each other.

685
00:38:13,800 --> 00:38:16,640
No, they aren't.
No one's killing anyone.

686
00:38:16,760 --> 00:38:19,120
They're all having
miraculous escapes.

687
00:38:19,160 --> 00:38:20,760
It wouldn't be any fun
otherwise.

688
00:38:23,760 --> 00:38:25,160
You know, Crowley,

689
00:38:25,200 --> 00:38:28,440
I've always said
that deep down,

690
00:38:28,520 --> 00:38:30,560
you really are quite a nice--

691
00:38:30,640 --> 00:38:31,840
Shut it!

692
00:38:31,920 --> 00:38:33,280
I'm a demon.
I'm not nice.

693
00:38:33,360 --> 00:38:35,440
I'm never nice.
Nice is a four-letter word.

694
00:38:35,520 --> 00:38:37,440
- I will not have--
- Excuse me, gentlemen.

695
00:38:37,520 --> 00:38:40,080
Sorry to break up an intimate
moment. Can I help you?

696
00:38:44,320 --> 00:38:47,160
-You.
-Saints and demons preserve us,
it's Master Crowley.

697
00:38:49,360 --> 00:38:51,200
You didn't have
to do that.

698
00:38:51,320 --> 00:38:52,880
You could have just
asked her.

699
00:38:52,960 --> 00:38:54,680
Oh...

700
00:38:54,800 --> 00:38:56,960
of course, of course.
No. Yeah.

701
00:38:57,040 --> 00:38:59,160
"Excuse me, ma'am, we're
two supernatural entities

702
00:38:59,280 --> 00:39:01,680
just looking for the notorious
Son of Satan.

703
00:39:01,800 --> 00:39:04,480
Wonder if you might help us
with our enquiries?"

704
00:39:08,600 --> 00:39:11,880
Um, ahem, look... hello.

705
00:39:11,960 --> 00:39:17,400
You weren't by any chance,
a nun here at this convent
11 years ago, were you?

706
00:39:17,480 --> 00:39:18,840
I was.

707
00:39:20,080 --> 00:39:21,400
Luck of the devil.

708
00:39:22,920 --> 00:39:25,360
What happened to the baby
I gave you?

709
00:39:25,440 --> 00:39:29,000
I swapped him with the son
of the American ambassador.

710
00:39:29,080 --> 00:39:30,360
Such a nice man.

711
00:39:30,440 --> 00:39:34,200
He used to be ambassador
to Swindon.

712
00:39:34,320 --> 00:39:38,680
Then Sister Theresa
Garrulous came and took
the other baby away.

713
00:39:38,800 --> 00:39:41,400
This American ambassador,
what was his name?

714
00:39:41,480 --> 00:39:44,400
Where did he come from and what
did he do with the baby?

715
00:39:44,480 --> 00:39:45,880
I don't know.

716
00:39:45,960 --> 00:39:47,920
Records. There must have
been records.

717
00:39:48,000 --> 00:39:50,200
Yes. There were lots
of records.

718
00:39:50,320 --> 00:39:51,800
We were very good
at keeping records.

719
00:39:51,880 --> 00:39:54,040
Well, where are they?

720
00:39:54,120 --> 00:39:55,480
Burned in the fire.

721
00:39:58,160 --> 00:40:00,160
Hastur!

722
00:40:00,280 --> 00:40:04,160
Well, is there anything
you remember about the baby?

723
00:40:05,840 --> 00:40:08,440
He had lovely little
toesie-woesies.

724
00:40:10,320 --> 00:40:12,360
Let's go.

725
00:40:12,440 --> 00:40:15,080
You will wake, having had
a lovely dream about
whatever you like best.

726
00:40:15,160 --> 00:40:16,320
Oi.

727
00:40:21,280 --> 00:40:24,400
You'd think he'd show up,
wouldn't you?

728
00:40:24,480 --> 00:40:26,640
You'd think we could
detect him in some way.

729
00:40:26,680 --> 00:40:29,360
He won't show up. Not to us.
Protective camouflage.

730
00:40:31,280 --> 00:40:32,920
He won't even know it, but his
powers will keep him hidden

731
00:40:33,000 --> 00:40:35,160
from prying occult forces.

732
00:40:35,280 --> 00:40:37,360
Occult forces?

733
00:40:37,440 --> 00:40:38,480
You and me.

734
00:40:39,680 --> 00:40:41,960
-I'm not occult.
-Oh...

735
00:40:42,040 --> 00:40:44,760
Angels aren't occult.
We're ethereal.

736
00:40:51,360 --> 00:40:52,760
Is there some other way
of locating him?

737
00:40:52,840 --> 00:40:54,960
How the heaven
should I know?

738
00:40:55,040 --> 00:40:56,840
Armageddon only happens once,
you know.

739
00:40:56,920 --> 00:40:59,280
You don't get to go round again
until you get it right.

740
00:41:00,680 --> 00:41:02,640
But I know one thing,
if we don't find him,

741
00:41:02,680 --> 00:41:04,640
it won't be the war
to end all wars.

742
00:41:04,680 --> 00:41:08,160
It'll be the war
to end everything.

743
00:41:08,280 --> 00:41:09,760
Most books on witchcraft

744
00:41:09,840 --> 00:41:12,400
will tell you
that witches work naked.

745
00:41:12,480 --> 00:41:17,160
This is because most books on
witchcraft are written by men.

746
00:41:17,200 --> 00:41:19,840
"Darksome night
and shining moon..."

747
00:41:26,320 --> 00:41:27,640
Come on.

748
00:41:39,200 --> 00:41:43,320
There's a very peculiar feeling
to this whole area.

749
00:41:43,400 --> 00:41:45,400
I'm astonished
you can't feel it.

750
00:41:45,480 --> 00:41:47,440
I don't feel anything
out of the ordinary.

751
00:41:47,520 --> 00:41:50,360
But it's everywhere.
All over here.

752
00:42:00,080 --> 00:42:01,280
Love.

753
00:42:01,360 --> 00:42:02,320
Flashes of love.

754
00:42:02,400 --> 00:42:03,640
You're being ridiculous.

755
00:42:05,440 --> 00:42:06,840
Last thing we need
right now is--

756
00:42:11,840 --> 00:42:13,520
You hit someone.

757
00:42:13,600 --> 00:42:15,520
I didn't.

758
00:42:15,600 --> 00:42:16,600
Someone hit me.

759
00:42:25,320 --> 00:42:26,440
Let there be light.

760
00:42:33,120 --> 00:42:35,080
How the hell
did you do that?

761
00:42:40,840 --> 00:42:43,360
I think I hit my head.

762
00:42:43,440 --> 00:42:46,440
That's it.
No bones broken.

763
00:42:58,600 --> 00:42:59,920
My bike.

764
00:43:00,000 --> 00:43:01,120
Oh.

765
00:43:08,880 --> 00:43:11,520
Amazingly resilient,
these old machines.

766
00:43:11,600 --> 00:43:12,880
Where do you need to get to?

767
00:43:12,960 --> 00:43:15,080
No, no, we're not
giving her a lift.

768
00:43:15,160 --> 00:43:17,280
Out of the question.
There's nowhere to put the bike.

769
00:43:17,360 --> 00:43:19,160
Except for the bike rack.

770
00:43:24,320 --> 00:43:25,800
Do get in, my dear.

771
00:43:29,040 --> 00:43:31,680
So, where are we
taking you?

772
00:43:31,800 --> 00:43:33,840
Back to the village.
I'll give you directions.

773
00:43:46,520 --> 00:43:49,280
Listen, my bike,
it didn't have gears.

774
00:43:49,360 --> 00:43:52,160
I know my bike
didn't have gears.

775
00:43:53,200 --> 00:43:54,280
Make a left.

776
00:43:56,200 --> 00:43:59,640
Oh, Lord,
heal this bike.

777
00:43:59,720 --> 00:44:01,160
I got carried away.

778
00:44:01,240 --> 00:44:03,320
Oh, you can drop me off here.

779
00:44:18,560 --> 00:44:20,840
Oh, look, no gears.

780
00:44:20,920 --> 00:44:24,360
-Just a perfectly
normal velocipede.
-Bicycle.

781
00:44:25,320 --> 00:44:26,960
Can we get on?

782
00:44:27,040 --> 00:44:28,680
Get in, angel.

783
00:44:45,120 --> 00:44:47,680
Hola, mi amor. How is it going?

784
00:44:47,760 --> 00:44:48,920
Lousy.

785
00:44:49,000 --> 00:44:51,040
Any progress
in finding the--?

786
00:44:51,120 --> 00:44:54,200
The young beast
and the lesser beast?

787
00:44:54,280 --> 00:44:55,920
It must be at the north end
of the village.

788
00:44:56,000 --> 00:45:00,520
I'm certain of it.
I just can't figure out where.

789
00:45:00,600 --> 00:45:02,840
Have you used
your pendulum?

790
00:45:02,920 --> 00:45:04,480
Mom, I'm not a kid.

791
00:45:04,560 --> 00:45:06,280
If I get too close,
the signal swamps me.

792
00:45:06,360 --> 00:45:08,080
Further away, I can't get
an accurate fix.

793
00:45:08,160 --> 00:45:12,360
Mi amor, the answers
are always in the book.

794
00:45:12,440 --> 00:45:15,240
It's just sometimes you don't
see them till afterwards.

795
00:45:18,720 --> 00:45:20,800
The book.

796
00:45:20,880 --> 00:45:23,440
Holy shit, Mom. I'm going
to have to call you back.

797
00:45:44,040 --> 00:45:45,600
Mm.

798
00:45:45,680 --> 00:45:51,400
You know, we might get
another human to find him.

799
00:45:51,480 --> 00:45:53,920
-What?
-Humans are good
at finding other humans.

800
00:45:54,000 --> 00:45:55,800
They've been doing it
for thousands of years.

801
00:45:55,880 --> 00:45:58,280
And the child
is partly human.

802
00:45:58,360 --> 00:46:01,120
Other humans might
be able to sense him.

803
00:46:01,200 --> 00:46:02,560
He's the Antichrist.

804
00:46:02,640 --> 00:46:05,000
He's got an automatic
defence thingy.

805
00:46:06,160 --> 00:46:08,400
Suspicion slides off him like...

806
00:46:09,720 --> 00:46:11,800
whatever it is water
slides off.

807
00:46:11,880 --> 00:46:14,680
Got any better ideas?

808
00:46:14,760 --> 00:46:17,440
Or one single, better idea?

809
00:46:22,920 --> 00:46:25,000
I still don't know
why you let him keep that dog.

810
00:46:25,080 --> 00:46:28,680
It was his birthday.
And, oh, I don't know,

811
00:46:28,760 --> 00:46:32,920
the way that he was looking
at the dog and the dog was
looking at him.

812
00:46:33,000 --> 00:46:34,880
As if they were made
for each other.

813
00:46:34,960 --> 00:46:39,040
Arthur, you are
a softy sometimes.

814
00:46:39,120 --> 00:46:41,720
I resent that remark.

815
00:46:41,800 --> 00:46:43,880
-Where's the dog now?
-Tied up outside.

816
00:46:43,960 --> 00:46:46,520
Adam asked if he could
have him in his room,

817
00:46:46,600 --> 00:46:47,800
but I said absolutely not.

818
00:46:47,880 --> 00:46:50,440
"Absolutely not", I said.

819
00:47:15,960 --> 00:47:17,240
Come on, Dog.

820
00:47:25,160 --> 00:47:26,440
What was that about?

821
00:47:26,520 --> 00:47:30,960
Oh, just checking
on Adam.

822
00:47:31,040 --> 00:47:32,800
He's quite sweet,
you know...

823
00:47:32,880 --> 00:47:35,160
when he's asleep.

824
00:47:35,240 --> 00:47:37,600
When he's asleep, yeah.

825
00:48:08,280 --> 00:48:10,560
Look, there's something
I should tell you.

826
00:48:12,080 --> 00:48:15,760
I have a... "network"

827
00:48:15,840 --> 00:48:18,600
of highly trained
human agents

828
00:48:18,680 --> 00:48:21,080
spread across the country.

829
00:48:21,160 --> 00:48:25,000
Now, I could set them
searching for the boy.

830
00:48:25,080 --> 00:48:28,080
You do? I actually--I actually
have something similar.

831
00:48:28,160 --> 00:48:30,720
Human operatives.

832
00:48:30,800 --> 00:48:34,880
Gosh, do you think
they ought to work together?

833
00:48:34,960 --> 00:48:37,000
I don't think
that's a very good idea.

834
00:48:37,080 --> 00:48:39,920
My lot are not very
sophisticated,

835
00:48:40,000 --> 00:48:42,800
politically speaking.

836
00:48:42,880 --> 00:48:46,160
No, no, neither are mine.

837
00:48:46,240 --> 00:48:49,360
So we tell our respective
operatives to look for the boy?

838
00:48:49,440 --> 00:48:52,440
Unless you have
a better idea?

839
00:48:53,880 --> 00:48:56,520
-Ducks!
-What about ducks?

840
00:48:56,600 --> 00:48:58,600
They're what water
slides off.

841
00:48:58,680 --> 00:49:01,080
Just drive the car,
please.

842
00:49:15,080 --> 00:49:19,400
You know, if you lined up
everyone in the whole world

843
00:49:19,480 --> 00:49:21,560
and asked them to describe
the Velvet Underground,

844
00:49:21,640 --> 00:49:24,840
nobody at all
would say "bebop".

845
00:49:27,040 --> 00:49:28,640
Oh, there's a book
back there.

846
00:49:28,720 --> 00:49:30,760
Well, it's not mine.
I don't read books.

847
00:49:30,840 --> 00:49:33,400
It has to belong to the young
lady you hit with your car.

848
00:49:33,480 --> 00:49:34,880
I'm in enough trouble
as it is.

849
00:49:34,960 --> 00:49:37,360
I'm not going to start
returning lost property.

850
00:49:37,440 --> 00:49:39,160
That's what your lot do.

851
00:49:39,240 --> 00:49:41,720
Why don't you just send it
to the Tadfield post office,

852
00:49:41,800 --> 00:49:44,520
addressed to "the mad American
woman with the bicycle"?

853
00:49:46,160 --> 00:49:50,200
Oh, uh...jolly good, yes.
Rather.

854
00:49:50,280 --> 00:49:53,560
Right, so we'll both
contact our respective
human operatives, then?

855
00:49:53,640 --> 00:49:55,480
All right.

856
00:49:55,560 --> 00:49:57,720
-Are you alright?
-Perfectly, yes.

857
00:49:57,800 --> 00:49:59,080
Uh, tip-top.

858
00:49:59,160 --> 00:50:02,000
-Absolutely tickety-boo.
-Tickety-boo?

859
00:50:02,080 --> 00:50:03,760
Mind how you go.

860
00:50:06,160 --> 00:50:07,720
Right.

861
00:50:07,800 --> 00:50:09,720
Well, that was a thing.

862
00:50:09,800 --> 00:50:13,800
Aziraphale was
particularly proud of
his books of prophecy.

863
00:50:13,880 --> 00:50:15,640
First editions, usually.

864
00:50:15,720 --> 00:50:18,240
And every one was signed.

865
00:50:18,320 --> 00:50:21,480
He had Martha the Gypsy
and Ignatius Sybilla

866
00:50:21,560 --> 00:50:23,360
and Ottwell Binns.

867
00:50:23,440 --> 00:50:25,160
Nostradamus had signed,

868
00:50:25,240 --> 00:50:29,280
"To myne olde friend Azerafel,
with beste wishes".

869
00:50:29,360 --> 00:50:32,760
Mother Shipton had spilled
drink on his copy of her book.

870
00:50:32,840 --> 00:50:37,720
He even owned an original
scroll in the handwriting of
St John the Divine of Patmos,

871
00:50:37,800 --> 00:50:41,320
whose "Revelation" had been
the all-time best seller.

872
00:50:41,400 --> 00:50:42,840
But there was one book
he didn't have.

873
00:50:42,920 --> 00:50:45,480
One book he had only
heard of.

874
00:50:48,640 --> 00:50:54,080
The Nice and Accurate
Prophecies of Agnes Nutter.

875
00:51:06,520 --> 00:51:10,160
When that the angel readeth
these words of mine,

876
00:51:10,240 --> 00:51:13,320
in his shop
of other men's books,

877
00:51:13,400 --> 00:51:17,280
then the final days
are certes upon us.

878
00:51:17,360 --> 00:51:19,840
Open thine eyes
to understand.

879
00:51:19,920 --> 00:51:23,160
Open thine eyes and read,
I do say,

880
00:51:23,240 --> 00:51:24,640
foolish principalitee,

881
00:51:24,720 --> 00:51:29,000
for thy cocoa
doth grow... cold".

882
00:51:31,240 --> 00:51:34,280
"Thy cocoa doth grow cold"?

883
00:51:34,360 --> 00:51:36,680
What cocoa-- Oh!

884
00:52:16,280 --> 00:52:18,280
Any news? Found the missing
Antichrist yet?

885
00:52:18,360 --> 00:52:20,640
No. No news.
Nothing. Nothing at all.

886
00:52:20,720 --> 00:52:22,360
If I had anything,
I would tell you, obviously.

887
00:52:22,440 --> 00:52:24,400
Immediately. We're friends.
Why would you even ask?

888
00:52:24,480 --> 00:52:25,600
Oh, there's no news here either.

889
00:52:25,680 --> 00:52:27,880
Call me if you find anything.

890
00:52:27,960 --> 00:52:29,440
Absolutely. Why would you think
I wouldn't?

891
00:52:41,200 --> 00:52:42,360
Hang on.

892
00:52:51,560 --> 00:52:56,680
"Let him that hath understanding
count the number of the beast,

893
00:52:56,760 --> 00:52:59,520
for it is the number
of a man.

894
00:52:59,600 --> 00:53:04,760
And his number is six hundred
threescore and six."

895
00:53:06,400 --> 00:53:08,880
It can't be that simple,
can it?

896
00:53:11,760 --> 00:53:16,400
I'd have to put the Tadfield
area code first, of course.

897
00:53:36,360 --> 00:53:39,040
Tadfield, 0-4-6-triple-6.
Arthur Young here.

898
00:53:39,120 --> 00:53:41,040
Dad, look, I got Dog to walk
on his hind legs!

899
00:53:44,320 --> 00:53:46,280
Sorry, right number!